Not Me! Monday
I did NOT jump ship and all but abandon the blog for nearly a week. I have super human powers that allow me to accomplish everything I need to each day, including blogging.
I am NOT even slightly excited that the girls will be 4 months old this week. I am NOT hopeful that starting solid food will buy me a little bit more sleep.
I am NOT slightly concerned that I am going to have to change my eating habits soon as the girls drink less milk. I have NOT been eating like a ravenous pig for the last 4 months, while losing weight.
There is no way that I am crazy enough to meet with another Dean about more classes. I am NOT already totally overwhelmed by too much work and trying to be a good mom. I never take on too much! NOT ME!!
I would NEVER pester my husband about my unrealistic desire for a housekeeper. And I definitely would NOT nag him about the disheveled state of our house so much that he would give in by simply cleaning the house himself. (Thanks, Mikey!)
I would NEVER talk my hubby to death regarding the million worries that are currently floating around in my mind regarding my jobs and motherhood. I never off-load my thoughts through diarrhea of the mouth. I can always come up with proactive solutions to my problems, on my own, without any help from others.
I definitely did NOT give Katie the choice of cooking or changing a diaper this weekend by saying, “Poop or pork?” We are very proper and civilized here at Chez Sticky Feet – we wouldn’t consider talking about bodily functions around food or asking Katie to do anything outside of her job description when she is technically off duty.
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